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COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isnt always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies dont spend more than you can earn and reliable strategies adults, not children, are in charge. Prisoners.jpg' alt='Suspense Thriller Cartoons A Lost And Found Box Of Human Sensation ' title='Suspense Thriller Cartoons A Lost And Found Box Of Human Sensation ' />His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldnt defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and Im A Victim. Free Download Of Michael Jackson`S Halloween here. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. VThe Situation in Hell. The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question Is Hell exothermic gives off heat or endothermic absorbs heat Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you, and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct. Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting Oh my God. THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY A. Found on the page of Narutox. Kyuubix. Meix. Kushinax. Mito 1. 6 THINGS TO DO AT WAL MART1. Get 2. 4 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5 minute intervals. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. Walk up to an employee and tell himher in an official tone, Code 3 in housewares. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M Ms on lay away. Move a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers youll invite them in if theyll bring pillows from the bedding department. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, Why cant you people just leave me alone9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME PICK ME1. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream. NO NO Its those voices again1. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in hereGet several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting pikachu, I choose youRepost this if you laughed. Or are planning to do any of these things. V7 reasons not to mess with kids. Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human it was physically impossible. The little girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell The little girl replied, Then you ask him.