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R1u0l0Ll0/hqdefault.jpg' alt='How To Download Chico & Rita The Full Cartoon Heidi' title='How To Download Chico & Rita The Full Cartoon Heidi' />Love is an evil trick that nature plays on people to get them to breed. One makes mistakes that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved. Romain Roland 1. Nobel prize winner. Q Do you love me A What do you think  That Im doing pushups . If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question      Lily Tomlin. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen. Love doesnt make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Franklin P. Jones. Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Dr. Karl Bowman. Love is like a fart if you have to force it, its probably shit. Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. Lord Dewar. Love is being stupid together. Paul Valery 1. Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore. Love aint nothing but sex misspelled. Harlan Ellison. Considering all the evil that exists in the world, the fact that all of religions condemnation is focused on expressing disapproval of two people loving each other proves just how evil religion is. Jan de. Boer. Never trust a man who lets his god tell him how to fuck. It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all. Le plus beau vtement qui puisse habiller une femme, ce sont les bras de lhomme quelle aime. Mais, pour celles qui nont pas eu la chance de trouver ce bonheur, je suis l. Yves Saint Laurent. The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one . When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. H. L. Mencken 1. 88. Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. John Donne. 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